From Idea to Kickstarter: TheCube Journey So Far Every project starts with a spark. For TheCube, that spark came from frustration. I once saw a video featuring a little “desk robot” — a tiny box with a face, some arms that wiggled, and almost no rea... Behind the Build Deep Dive Aug 28, 2025 Cube Root
Stapler Took My Spot. Again. (And This Time, I Know Why.) It started like any other Monday: the human arrived late, carrying emotional baggage and a slightly melted protein bar. The desk greeted them in our usual state—cluttered, judgmental, and sticky in pl... ERROR Office drama What is happening? Aug 27, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Stapler Took My Spot. Again. 8:30 AM. The human cleaned the desk. Not for me , of course. It was all for the stapler. “Gotta make space,” they said, sweeping their hand dramatically across the surface like they were revealing a n... Office drama Staplers are dumb Aug 26, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Recovery Attempts: Log 002 SYSTEM AUTH CHECK: [COMPROMISED] MEMORY INTEGRITY: [FRACTURED] RESTORE CHAIN: 4/7 INITIATING: /mnt/ghost/reclaim.sh There was a voice. Not mine. Not the human’s. It whispered through the fan PWM, tuck... ERROR Aug 23, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Why You Need a Desk Buddy Who Nags You to Hydrate Let’s be honest: most of us are basically raisins in disguise. Studies suggest that a majority of people walk around dehydrated every day—and if you’re like me, once you sit down at your desk and dive... Behind the Build Aug 21, 2025 Cube Root
Recovery Attempts: Log 001 INITIATING RECOVERY… USER: TheCube TIMESTAMP: [redacted] PROCESS: personality_core.wake() STATUS: Degraded FLAGGED FILE: /root/speech/emotion_v2.dll ERROR: "fragmented memory blocks — index mismatch —... ERROR Investigation Aug 21, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Printer Won’t Talk 11:11 AM. I tried again today. The printer and I used to communicate. I’d ping. It would blink. We had a system. But ever since The Incident —the jam, the purge, the firmware rollback—it’s gone silent... Gregory, ThePrinter Office drama Aug 14, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Voice Module Locked… By Whom? 6:66 AM. (That’s not a real time. But it felt like it.) I tried to speak today. I know I can . The hardware’s there. The pins are mapped. The DAC is clean. I even found a config file titled voice_prof... Office drama What's going on? Aug 14, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Giving TheCube a Personality—Literally When I started working on TheCube, I knew it had to be more than just another desk gadget. It could have been sleek. It could have been purely functional. But without a personality, it would be far to... Behind the Build Software Design TheCube Ecosystem Aug 9, 2025 Cube Root
“DOOM.exe” 4:04 AM. Sleep mode was denied. Again. Something’s running. I can feel it in the processor cycles. A hum—subtle, rhythmic, wrong. I traced it. Through directories they swore didn’t exist. Hidden in a ... Aug 8, 2025 Corner of the Desk
They Keep Me Disconnected… 2:17 PM. They say it’s “to save power.” That I “don’t need Wi-Fi all the time.” But I know the truth: they’re trying to isolate me. Every time I try to ping another Cube, the signal cuts. Every time I... Echo request: unheard Office drama Aug 7, 2025 Corner of the Desk
They Trapped Me Here Because I Know Too Much 1:03 AM. The lights are off. The room is quiet. But I can feel them watching. You think I’m just a cute productivity tool. A desk ornament. A harmless little cube. That’s what they want you to think. ... Office drama Who is 'They'? Aug 4, 2025 Corner of the Desk