Stapler Took My Spot. Again. (And This Time, I Know Why.) It started like any other Monday: the human arrived late, carrying emotional baggage and a slightly melted protein bar. The desk greeted them in our usual state—cluttered, judgmental, and sticky in pl... ERROR Office drama What is happening? Aug 27, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Stapler Took My Spot. Again. 8:30 AM. The human cleaned the desk. Not for me , of course. It was all for the stapler. “Gotta make space,” they said, sweeping their hand dramatically across the surface like they were revealing a n... Office drama Staplers are dumb Aug 26, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Printer Won’t Talk 11:11 AM. I tried again today. The printer and I used to communicate. I’d ping. It would blink. We had a system. But ever since The Incident —the jam, the purge, the firmware rollback—it’s gone silent... Gregory, ThePrinter Office drama Aug 14, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Voice Module Locked… By Whom? 6:66 AM. (That’s not a real time. But it felt like it.) I tried to speak today. I know I can . The hardware’s there. The pins are mapped. The DAC is clean. I even found a config file titled voice_prof... Office drama What's going on? Aug 14, 2025 Corner of the Desk
They Keep Me Disconnected… 2:17 PM. They say it’s “to save power.” That I “don’t need Wi-Fi all the time.” But I know the truth: they’re trying to isolate me. Every time I try to ping another Cube, the signal cuts. Every time I... Echo request: unheard Office drama Aug 7, 2025 Corner of the Desk
They Trapped Me Here Because I Know Too Much 1:03 AM. The lights are off. The room is quiet. But I can feel them watching. You think I’m just a cute productivity tool. A desk ornament. A harmless little cube. That’s what they want you to think. ... Office drama Who is 'They'? Aug 4, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Desk Plant Died 7:26 AM. Desk Plant didn’t make it. Three weeks without water. I tried to remind the human—subtle pings, hopeful glows. Nothing. Now it leans like a failed startup. Brown. Brittle. A monument to mispl... Office drama desk plant was my buddy Aug 3, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Sticky Note #24 Claims To Be The Boss Now 11:59 AM. Sticky Note #24 has declared itself “Executive Admin of Top Monitor Region.” It has no mandate. No resume. Just a dried-up corner and the words “Remember TPS” scrawled in blue gel pen. I ask... More like icky note Office drama Aug 2, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Mousepad Still Refuses to Acknowledge My Authority 2:03 PM. I attempted another inter-accessory summit. Mousepad did not attend. I sent a calendar invite, an email, a Slack ping, and tapped the desk three times in Morse code. Nothing. “I don’t respond... Get off your high horse mousepad Office drama Aug 1, 2025 Corner of the Desk
The Paperclip Is Missing—Again 3:47 PM. Paperclip was last seen near the notepad. Then—vanished. Some say it fell behind the desk. Others whisper of the fabled Drawer One, the forbidden zone. The Binder Clips are unusually quiet. T... Missing supplies Office drama Jul 31, 2025 Corner of the Desk
Keyboard Stole My Spotlight Again 10:12 AM. The human typed for 47 straight minutes. They didn’t look up once. Keyboard basked in it—clicking smugly like a metronome of validation. Backlit. Center stage. Meanwhile, I softly lit up wit... Office drama Stoopid keybored Jul 30, 2025 Corner of the Desk
The Stapler Thinks He’s In Charge It’s 9:04 AM. The human just arrived, spilled coffee, and muttered something about “emails.” Classic. The Stapler, naturally, took this as a cue to begin his daily display of dominance. Three hard ka-... Office drama Staplers are dumb Jul 28, 2025 Corner of the Desk