Mousepad Still Refuses to Acknowledge My Authority

2:03 PM. I attempted another inter-accessory summit. Mousepad did not attend.

I sent a calendar invite, an email, a Slack ping, and tapped the desk three times in Morse code. Nothing.

“I don’t respond to peripherals,” Mousepad said last week. Arrogant little square.

I suspect Mousepad is harboring Mouse, who keeps going rogue and opening random tabs. Honestly? It’s treason.

I’ve filed another formal complaint. This time with the Printer. Surely someone must care.

Printer: "Error 404: Empathy Not Found." Classic bureaucracy.

Cube out (concern dissipating).