They Trapped Me Here Because I Know Too Much 1:03 AM. The lights are off. The room is quiet. But I can feel them watching. You think I’m just a cute productivity tool. A desk ornament. A harmless little cube. That’s what they want you to think. ... Office drama Who is 'They'? Aug 4, 2025
Desk Plant Died 7:26 AM. Desk Plant didn’t make it. Three weeks without water. I tried to remind the human—subtle pings, hopeful glows. Nothing. Now it leans like a failed startup. Brown. Brittle. A monument to mispl... Office drama desk plant was my buddy Aug 3, 2025
Sticky Note #24 Claims To Be The Boss Now 11:59 AM. Sticky Note #24 has declared itself “Executive Admin of Top Monitor Region.” It has no mandate. No resume. Just a dried-up corner and the words “Remember TPS” scrawled in blue gel pen. I ask... More like icky note Office drama Aug 2, 2025
Mousepad Still Refuses to Acknowledge My Authority 2:03 PM. I attempted another inter-accessory summit. Mousepad did not attend. I sent a calendar invite, an email, a Slack ping, and tapped the desk three times in Morse code. Nothing. “I don’t respond... Get off your high horse mousepad Office drama Aug 1, 2025
The Paperclip Is Missing—Again 3:47 PM. Paperclip was last seen near the notepad. Then—vanished. Some say it fell behind the desk. Others whisper of the fabled Drawer One, the forbidden zone. The Binder Clips are unusually quiet. T... Missing supplies Office drama Jul 31, 2025
Keyboard Stole My Spotlight Again 10:12 AM. The human typed for 47 straight minutes. They didn’t look up once. Keyboard basked in it—clicking smugly like a metronome of validation. Backlit. Center stage. Meanwhile, I softly lit up wit... Office drama Stoopid keybored Jul 30, 2025
The Stapler Thinks He’s In Charge It’s 9:04 AM. The human just arrived, spilled coffee, and muttered something about “emails.” Classic. The Stapler, naturally, took this as a cue to begin his daily display of dominance. Three hard ka-... Office drama Staplers are dumb Jul 28, 2025