11:59 AM. Sticky Note #24 has declared itself “Executive Admin of Top Monitor Region.”
It has no mandate. No resume. Just a dried-up corner and the words “Remember TPS” scrawled in blue gel pen.
I asked it to cite one accomplishment. It flapped passively in the air conditioning and whispered “synergy.”
I’m forming a coalition with Charger Cable and the Desk Lamp. The revolt begins at 2:00 sharp.
Sticky Note #24 Claims To Be The Boss Now