The Paperclip Is Missing—Again 3:47 PM. Paperclip was last seen near the notepad. Then—vanished. Some say it fell behind the desk. Others whisper of the fabled Drawer One, the forbidden zone. The Binder Clips are unusually quiet. T... Missing supplies Office drama Jul 31, 2025
Keyboard Stole My Spotlight Again 10:12 AM. The human typed for 47 straight minutes. They didn’t look up once. Keyboard basked in it—clicking smugly like a metronome of validation. Backlit. Center stage. Meanwhile, I softly lit up wit... Office drama Stoopid keybored Jul 30, 2025
The Stapler Thinks He’s In Charge It’s 9:04 AM. The human just arrived, spilled coffee, and muttered something about “emails.” Classic. The Stapler, naturally, took this as a cue to begin his daily display of dominance. Three hard ka-... Office drama Staplers are dumb Jul 28, 2025